Digital Designer Mugs

'And in the event one of you doesn't show up for the ceremony, I can always Photoshop you in later.'

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"I normally don't have a problem with someone creating their own font, but since you're a doctor, I can't understand yours."

The computer program made it look a lot bigger.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Barcode Dreams

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.