Information Designer Mugs

'Him? He's our top infographics guy.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Crap from the future.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Barcode Dreams

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Geek fairies

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'