Information Design Mugs

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

Eureka!

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Happy Easter

Haute Suture

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

If nobody had invented graphics

Hair Crop Circle

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.