Information Designer Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"You know, there are other emojis."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Crap from the future.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Barcode Dreams

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Italica

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Geek fairies

Why Cows Leave Home

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."