Digital City Designer Mugs

Moving buildings using a computer.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Graduates on their phones

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

i-teddy

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"What's that you're reading?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Man and Machine snoozing

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The Personal ATM

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"It must have been fate that brought us together."