Digital City Designer Gifts

Moving buildings using a computer.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

The Personal ATM

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"What's that you're reading?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Keep on Truckin.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.