Digital Architect Gifts

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

Building a company.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Information about information about information about information.

Hidden Facebook Features

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

Information vs. confusion

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"This part we still need to iron out."

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Moving buildings using a computer.

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'

The Cloud

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Busy day?'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."