Digital Architect T-Shirts

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

Building a company.

Information about information about information about information.

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Hidden Facebook Features

Information vs. confusion

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"This part we still need to iron out."

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"If it weren't for you, we'd have nothing in the cloud."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Moving buildings using a computer.

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'Busy day?'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"They see you when you're sleeping - They know when you're awake..."

I.M. sPEIder

'It's tough being a media exec. There's always the threat of good news breaking out.'

'Our cloud team was working on a big-data project and got stuck in a patch of fog.'