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'I begged you to take that correspondence refresher course, but not Mister know it all.'

I.M. sPEIder

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'We've re-branded.'

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Building a company.

Information about information about information about information.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

allovertheplace.com

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Information vs. confusion

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Wifi Peacock

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."