Web Artisan T-Shirts

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Luthier

Jackson Pollock the Spider

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

About the potter.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Pottery Slam

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Artisanal Pottery

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'I ran into a whittler.'

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Spider watching his web cam.

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

Cottage Industry

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."