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Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Once again, I fold.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

Formula One car origami

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Printers

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Cardboard, Paper and Comics.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

International House of Paperwork

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

Cow InOut Trays.

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"