Web Artisan Pillows

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Luthier

About the potter.

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Artisanal Pottery

'I ran into a whittler.'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"We've gleaned all we need to know about you from the internet, but we'll keep your resume as a great example of creative writing."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Spider watching his web cam.

"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."

Cut out and keep your own Pianist.

'If it hurts when you make webs, Dear, maybe you should see a spin doctor.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Cheesemaker

Cottage Industry