Audio Artisan Pillows

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Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Edison invents the personal stereo

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Internet Cafe.

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

About the potter.

Luthier

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Timbre Wolf

Frank Zappa

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Orchestra

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Recording Studio