Aural Artisan Pillows

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Music producers.

Internet Cafe.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

The band.

About the potter.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Luthier

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Pottery Slam

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'I ran into a whittler.'

I love Clarinet

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Recording Studio

Artisanal Pottery