Aquatic Artisan Pillows

Annual sportknitting Derby

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Lazy Octopus

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Civilized Salmon

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'So what have you been up to?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'