Aquatic Entertainer Pillows

The ocean is no place for a star.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fresh fish

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Shark Chum

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Pottery Slam

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

The Hudson River School of Art.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

The synchronized shower event.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Acme Coffee Co.