Musical Artisan Appreciator Pillows

Luthier

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Fun (circa 1955)

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Men dancing

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"There goes that creepy music again...

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

The Bavarians, scene 1.

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

Painting Music

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

my boyfriend's a music producer...

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Fly Mimes.