Music Appreciator Pillows

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Play 'ode to joy'."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"That's false advertising - I didn't see any string!"

The sound of a flock of migrating birds singing in a tree is good when... and bad when...

Men dancing

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"Hello there! You're in a a song written by Harold Arlen, who was born in Buffalo NY on 15 Febrary 1905 and died 23 April 1986."

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Trump! The Musical

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Rap music

Hoodie Hang-out

You are my sunshine!

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fossil record player.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fun (circa 1955)

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"Home school marching band"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Luthier

Mexican Serenade.

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'