Music Appreciator Pillows

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Play 'ode to joy'."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"That's false advertising - I didn't see any string!"

The sound of a flock of migrating birds singing in a tree is good when... and bad when...

Men dancing

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"Hello there! You're in a a song written by Harold Arlen, who was born in Buffalo NY on 15 Febrary 1905 and died 23 April 1986."

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Trump! The Musical

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

You are my sunshine!

Hoodie Hang-out

Rap music

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fun (circa 1955)

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Mark Knopfler.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Bette Midler

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

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