Musician Appreciators Pillows

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Fun (circa 1955)

Luthier

Men dancing

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Musician

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

Songbird on Vase

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword