Musical Artisan Appreciator Mugs

Luthier

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Fun (circa 1955)

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Men dancing

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Maria Teresa Vera

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"There goes that creepy music again...

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

The Bavarians, scene 1.

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

Painting Music

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Fly Mimes.