Artisan Admirer Mugs

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Glass Production

'I always feel you just can't beat something home-made.'

Looming Death

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Lovely dovetail."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"