Artisanal Product Admirer Mugs

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Cheesemaker

Crocheting during lockdown

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Faberge Chicken

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

Now at the Farmers' Market

Gentrification of the fridge

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

Lambeth Potters at Work

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"

Glass Production

'Free Coffee' and 'Hand Crafted Mugs, $15.'