Artisanal Product Admirer Gifts

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Gentrification of the Fridge.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Faberge Chicken

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cheesemaker

Crocheting during lockdown

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

Now at the Farmers' Market

Gentrification of the fridge

Lambeth Potters at Work

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

Glass Production

"This town ain't big enough for both of us!"