Acoustic Artist Pillows

Music producers.

Recording Studio

Guitar Man.

"Tong!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The Death of Pierrot

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Painting Music

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Guitarist.

Thelonious Monk

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

Guitars

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"Try to smile a bit louder."

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

They changed their tunes.

'Bloody good idea!'

Drugs and Rock & Roll

Bobby

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."