Acoustic Music Pillows

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'It's like, acoustic man...'

'Bloody good idea!'

No Elgar!

"Tong!"

Guitar Man.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Golden age of music

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Didgeridoos

Cowpunk

Recording Studio

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

As part of a new federal mandate, the emergency broadcast system test is extended to include live concerts.

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

Guitarist.

Evolution of the upright bass

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Cellist

Guitars

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Orchestra

Joseph Haydn