Acoustic Pillows

James Taylor

"Tong!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Guitar Man.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"The subwoofers really help."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Cowpunk

Recording Studio

Missing. Last seen with.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

Guitarist.

Guitars

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

"Podcasts, blech. It's like eavesdropping without the intrigue."

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."