Acoustics Pillows

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

ECHO POINT - burp...burp...burp...

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Guitar Man.

"Tong!"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"The subwoofers really help."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

George Martin

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Couple sharing earbuds.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

Music for car stereos

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Ralph Stanley

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."