Acoustics T-Shirts

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

ECHO POINT - burp...burp...burp...

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Tong!"

Guitar Man.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music producers.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"The subwoofers really help."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'