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"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"They're so like us."

"Tong!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Ralph Stanley

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

Marine Band

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Guitarist.

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

Ed Sheeran.

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Mississippi John Hurt

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

'I hate these school reunions.'

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"And I think I speak for most fans of disgusting giant squids."