Acoustic Music Gifts

Ralph Stanley

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'It's like, acoustic man...'

'Bloody good idea!'

No Elgar!

Guitar Man.

"Tong!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Golden age of music

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Lord of the Strings.

Didgeridoos

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Recording Studio

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Cowpunk

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

As part of a new federal mandate, the emergency broadcast system test is extended to include live concerts.

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

Ed Sheeran.

Guitarist.

Cellist

Orchestra

Evolution of the upright bass

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.