Sound Artist Pillows

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

A musician grates musical notes over his meal.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Artist and Musician

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

New music conference

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Music producers.

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

No Instruments Please

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

It's more than a mike!

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'