Attention Artisan Pillows

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Internet Cafe.

Luthier

"How are we on bread?"

About the potter.

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Artisanal Pottery

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Printing Room

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry