Attention Artisan T-Shirts

'How many times do I need to remind you, Caldwell, that you need to do something about your attention deficit disorder?!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Internet Cafe.

Luthier

About the potter.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"How are we on bread?"

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Artisanal Pottery

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

Cottage Industry

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cheesemaker