Web Crafting Wizard Pillows

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Gerald Ratner's return

'He will observe your text now...'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Yes, I'm very punctual. I always use commas and periods.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Most projects require three hands."

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

Websiteless -- please help.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'My app just ate your widget.'