Web Design Wizard Pillows

A spider encounters a popup ad on the web.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'We've re-branded.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Gerald Ratner's return

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

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This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Wifi Peacock

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

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'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Do NOT refresh this page."

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...