Weaving Wizard Pillows

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

Waiting for retirement.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Targets.

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Most projects require three hands."

Dad's Workbench

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"I had that dream again...the one where I'm falling."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Woodwork

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

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