Wrapping Wizard Pillows

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

"We have bows in small, medium, and big enough to hide a bad wrapping job."

Christo: Age Ten

It's time to cut the Christmas clutter. I'm wrapping presents in newspaper. Good idea. Too bad we cancelled our paper when you called it a shameful environmental waste. Hello? Can I order a one-week trial subscription?

"We only got six days of funding."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Candle Portraits.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Targets.

Texturing the Walls

Waiting for retirement.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Dad's Workbench

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

I got the raise

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

Woodwork

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Bricklayer