Gift Wrapping Wizard Pillows

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

What do you like most about presents?

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Snowman offering solutions.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

Christo: Age Ten

Santa with an elf.

New York City Rodeo

"It's a wrap!"

Musical sleigh

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Christmas.

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

The art of wrapping.

'Whatever's the most durable. This is the fifth year it's been regifted.'

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

Gift Wrap Illusion

Profiling.

Wishing you a very happy christmas

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

Christmas Rappers. . .

"I can't wrap so I shellacked it."

"Before you open it and check its not is stool sample!"