Gift Wrapper Guru Pillows

'Can't you ever forget you once worked in a gift shop?'

Beach con-man.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Christmas Tree

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Santa called but you were out!

Regifts of the Magi

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Valentines Day truck

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

What do you like most about presents?

Snowman offering solutions.

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."