Gift Wrapping Aficionado Pillows

Gift Wrap $1.00. Gangsta Wrap $2.50.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

"The butter-poached lobster with melted leeks and horseradish creme fraiche...you want that in a wrap?"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Try thinking outside the plastic bubble wrap."

The college of my choice.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

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Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Snowman offering solutions.

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

What do you like most about presents?

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?'

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

'Wouldn't it be easier to start preventative check-ups?'

'Wow! A spare head! Thank you!'

"It's a wrap!"

The art of wrapping.

New York City Rodeo