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'Can't you ever forget you once worked in a gift shop?'

Beach con-man.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa called but you were out!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Regifts of the Magi

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Valentines Day truck

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

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"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

What do you like most about presents?

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Snowman offering solutions.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"