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Wishing you a very happy christmas

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Christmas.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

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"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

What do you like most about presents?

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Snowman offering solutions.

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

Musical sleigh

New York City Rodeo

"It's a wrap!"

The art of wrapping.

Santa with an elf.

Profiling.

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

"I can't wrap so I shellacked it."

"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

Feliz Navidad! From la familia Bermudez.

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

Christmas Rappers. . .