Gift Wrapper Pillows

Wishing you a very happy christmas

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Christmas.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

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"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Snowman offering solutions.

What do you like most about presents?

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"It's a wrap!"

Santa with an elf.

New York City Rodeo

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

Musical sleigh

The art of wrapping.

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

Feliz Navidad! From la familia Bermudez.

"I found out the three words a father hates most on Christmas morning. 'Some assembly required'."

"Before you open it and check its not is stool sample!"

Profiling.

'You see Son, gift-wrapping the dead rat adds an extra message of love...'

"The Finance Minister said it was okay."

Gift Wrap Illusion

'Where's your little brother?'

'Wow. .. The only way that could possibly get any worse, is if you put the wrapping paper inside the box.'