Present Wrapper Pillows

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Blue sky thinking

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

Female Boss 6

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Music Collector.

Boring meeting

'I'm on a strict diet... so no pie charts.'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

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Snowman offering solutions.

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

What do you like most about presents?

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'You don't appreciate anything I do...like this PowerPoint presentation listing all the things I do that you don't appreciate.'