Present Wrapper Pillows

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

That one has all the batteries!

Blue sky thinking

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Enough about the forest, why don't you show us more trees?"

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

Female Boss 6

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Music Collector.

Boring meeting

'I'm on a strict diet... so no pie charts.'

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Santa carrying a sack full of mail

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

"It's from your Aunt Arctica. And if you like that gift, just wait... that's only the tip of the iceberg!"

X-Raying Christmas Presents

Snowman offering solutions.

What do you like most about presents?

'You were talking in your sleep again.'