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Christmas with Christo

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Home depot."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

The New Year's Dance

Stuffing the turkey.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Gesundheit!"

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Christmas tree exchange

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Safe Christmas.

Christmas Flights

"Trick or treat?"

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree