Festive Celebrator Pillows

Easter chocolate

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

'No wine, but tidings of great joy.'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Champagne

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cake

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Cheers

The New Year's Dance

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."