Festive Celebrator Pillows

Easter chocolate

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

'No wine, but tidings of great joy.'

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Easter

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Champagne

Yo ho ho!

Cake

Glyndebourne

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

The New Year's Dance

Cheers

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Maypole

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"Don't even think about it."

Elf of the Month

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'