Festive Unboxer Pillows

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Happy Easter

Frosting the Snowman

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

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'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Safe Christmas.

Santa Metal Claus

Scary Face at Window

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'Hey you take that outside.'

Xmas

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Santa's Nightmares

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Room for bigger presents!"

Elf

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Congregation

Carolling

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

'This could be interesting, quick go and get the video camera!'

Christmas pudding flies fly around Rudolf's bottom.

Merry Xmas