Festive Freeloader Pillows

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Safe Christmas.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Festivus poles

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Happy New Year

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Xmas

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"When is it my turn?"

Santa playing golf.

Driving home for Christmas.

New Year weather

Elf

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Mother Cowmas

May your Christmas be out of this world!

"Wishing yuo a very merry Christmas and Propserous New Year."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.