Festive Unboxer Mugs

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Easter

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Santa Metal Claus

Safe Christmas.

Scary Face at Window

'Hey you take that outside.'

Xmas

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

Santa's Nightmares

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Room for bigger presents!"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Elf

Congregation

Carolling

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"Nothing under me this year. We must social distance."

Christmas pudding flies fly around Rudolf's bottom.

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

Merry Xmas

'This could be interesting, quick go and get the video camera!'

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'