Festive Creators Mugs

Frosting the Snowman

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Christmas Presents.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Bad gifts

Classic Emojis for sale.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Safe Christmas.

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

C.P.A.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Vendo Tree.

Birthday Painting

Pinata Trophy

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

'I'm leaving you Nick, you're boring, predictable and your laugh borders on insane.'